I’ll give you the key to my heart, if you promise not to make duplicates.

“Love will make a man do some funny things, like tightrope walking across a tele…”

“The Chinese used gunpowder to make fireworks for celebrations, and the white ma…”

“I need to take an exfoliating bath. Prepare the kittens’ tongues.”

“The ability to gauge intelligence is itself a form of intelligence. Monkeys don…”