I’ll grab my crotch at you. It’s a greeting, like hello, only more provocative and inviting.

“With a tough decision, the act of flipping a coin allows you to figure out whic…”

“Love has already put on its pants by the time you realize your diaper needs to …”

“I am the sunrise of sunsets, and I make love like noon at midnight.”

“If I run for office, my political platform will be made of wood, and it’ll be m…”