I’ll leave the rest to you. Then, once you’re finished with the last part, I’ll leave you to rest.

“I inherited my independence from my parents.”

“I make love alone, because it’s one person faster than two.”

“When she offered me a spot of tea, I said, “No thanks, I’ve already got a spot …”

“Who leads the world in consumption? America! Who has more lawyers per capita? A…”