I’ll make a goofy face at you. It’s just another stunning example of my ability to communicate “I love you” without actually using words, while only relying on the effective use of empathetic facial gestures.

“I’m trying to translate what my cat says and put it in a book, but how many hom…”

“If your last name were Seldom, I’d use it often.”

“I water my driveway, and I drive a hard bargain to work (it gets great gas mile…”

“I like spending all my time making things with my hands. Mostly I make love to …”