I’ll make Chad to you. By that I mean I’ll leave late and come early.

“You haven’t lived until you’ve wiped your ass with a pile of sand. Toilet paper…”

“God, the devil, and Orafoura were walking along a river one day when they came …”

“I am who I’ve been pretending to be my whole life.”

“I have a nervous lips tick, so naturally I try to cover it up with lipstick.”