I’ll never go hungry, because I’m a pet owner and a meat eater. I used to own broccoli, but taking it for a walk in the park didn’t work out so well. 


“I write my name on my underwear. Of course, I have to first cross out the name …”

“I don’t care about being cool. I just want to be loved by half the world (100% …”

“At Starbucks I like ordering a “Tall venti in a grande cup.” That’s basically m…”

“I am a rebel! But I don’t want people to agree with my views, because if everyo…”