I’ll piss in a cup for you. You can run a drug test on it, or you can drink it.

“If your toaster isn’t working, stick your sword in the bread slot, and see if t…”

“Your dog looks dirty. You could give it a bath, or I could piss on it for free.…”

“You can smuggle anything into an event inside empty pizza boxes. Carrying pizza…”

“The ability to lick their own asses, does this make cats their own bosses?”