I’ll see a cat and instinctively start petting the hair on my back.

“I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only f…”

“I dance like I have a chip on my shoulder. I dance salsa.”

“A great way to steal other people’s stuff is to build a vault and have them vol…”

“I don’t have time to kill you, and you don’t have time to die, because I’m not …”