I’ll see a tree and be reminded of her. So I’ll have to go have sex with that tree.

“It’s hot as a watermelon in this cantaloupe called pineapple. And that’s a fact.”

“A blanket, coupled with an impressive erection, could serve as a suitable repla…”

“Dream nonsense: Character: Hey, how are you? Me: I’m tired. I mean, this is a d…”

“My amazing feat features shoes (and feet)—it’s how far I’d walk for love. Guess…”