I’ll show the state of my nipples before asking, Is that all you’ve got, January?

“I got a new car. I just need to put it together. They’re easier to steal piece …”

“I let wine breathe. And I hold my breathe, so it can get all the air.”

“To take another person’s life for personal gain is the most selfish act imagina…”

“My 30th birthday happened once too often to remember fondly. I spilled all my l…”