I’ll steal bodies, not to be Corporal Corpse, but to have access to a never-ending supply of laughter still left over in their lungs.

“This morning I ate a hamburger for breakfast, and then wept like a baby into an…”

“I like wearing earth tones, and ties with little shovels stitched on. I stitche…”

“Face to face marketing is like trying to dig a grave with a spoon. Kill it fast…”

“The longest I have ever gone without sex is sixteen years. But to my credit, el…”