I’ll steal the letter X, and replace it with treasure. So sex would then be spelled setreasure, but it’d still be just as pleasurable.

“Each one of my nostrils is the size of my urethra. Every breath smells like pis…”

“Is there relationship insurance? You know, in case someone steals your signific…”

“There’s truth in what you say, even though it’s all lies.”

“I’m a miner, and I’m always dirty, because I’m constantly digging. Am I shoveli…”