I’ll tell you, I go absolutely bananas for phallic-shaped fruit.

“A statue shaped like a mute. It will leave you speechless.”

“The Road To Serfdom is about capitalism. That’s why on the side of that road yo…”

“It’s not lit, it’s literature. Lit is something a book can be, after you’ve dec…”

“A bird once sent out its mating call and in return got the siren of an ambulanc…”