I’ll trade my formal neckwear for your love, if your love has an equal or greater value to $14.95.

“Keep your wife happy by living in a slightly nicer house than your neighbor. An…”

“I’d like to build a boat out of those little wooden planks that Starbucks provi…”

“A brick could be used to save humanity from mortality. Or at least save us from…”

“I am my own clone. I’m not who I was yesterday, but then again I am.”