I’ll wait until your mouth is full of food before I ask you a question. I’m like a dentist.

“Don’t be alarmed by the flashing lights and the sirens you can’t see or hear. J…”

“I poured a compass into my coffee, to give the flavor some direction.”

“I am the Wakeboard of Love, if you catch my drift.”

“All books are coloring books, if you are in possession of a childlike imaginati…”