I’ll wipe a booger on your wall, not only to say I was here, but also to say thanks for having me over.

“If something earthly reminds you of something ethereal, then it must be love.”

“A spanking with a tree branch, now that’s slapstick.”

“I boasted that I bested the best, and I did. I beat my clone. In my dream, of c…”

“He’s only two years younger, but that doesn’t mean I’m not old enough to be his…”