I’ll wishy-wash your car. Maybe.


“I want to be a man of letters. All 26 of them.”

“A brick and a blanket are going to help me conquer the world. Just give me an a…”

“The tire left a skid mark on the road that looked like a mustache. So I shaved …”

“Even a fool recognizes that there is great sadness in a bucket of tears. But on…”