I’m a bean counter. Oh, I’m not an accountant, but I did spill pinto beans on the counter.

“The people at the party forgot I was standing there. But it’s OK, because I for…”

“Laughter is the sound of the soul dancing. My soul probably looks like Fred Ast…”

“I have a container full of yelling I keep in my kitchen. It makes a great clean…”

“I’ll take away your disillusionment, and replace it with an illusion.”