I’m a Colorado boy at heart, even though my surrounding body is like the landmass containing the encircling 47 states. But I love like Hawaii and Alaska—hot and cold and from a distance.

“I used to swim and dream of having a few Olympic gold medals to my name. But th…”

“They say a sneeze is 1/10th of an orgasm. And you can’t fake a sneeze. Maybe th…”

“I don’t like breakfast—I prefer fixslow. I eat it like I devour your love, and …”

“If you were to talk about your nose, I’d take everything you’d say at face valu…”