I’m a combat specialist and marriage counselor.

“I need to call it a night. But only because I don’t know what else to call it. …”

“The idea of a blind date scares me. But a deaf date would be great.”

“Both things have pros, and both have cons, but I think the pros and cons equal …”

“A brick could be cast in Samuel Jackson roles. It would be cheaper and more dra…”