I’m a dyslexic dancer. Instead of leading the women, I follow. Quick, cab driver, follow that woman!

“I couldn’t agree more. That doesn’t mean I agree. In fact, I completely disagre…”

“Politicians are people with easy answers for hard problems.”

“I always leave the toilet seat up. It’s just easier to wash my hair that way.”

“There’s a penis in my penne pasta. It’s my penis, but that doesn’t mean it belo…”