I’m a fancier. Not a pigeon fancier, but just fancier than you.

“Where was I last night? I don’t remember myself. I mean I remember me—I didn’t …”

“I make love like I sell sausages to strange women. One at a time, and always co…”

“People call me “Mustache,” because I have an eyebrow on my upper lip. When I cl…”

“Question for your life: Would you rather be the first female U.S. President, th…”