I’m a handyman. I work with my hand. I masturbate for a living. That’s right, I’m in politics.

“When I talk about love, people listen. And when I listen about love, people tal…”

“The ChairI’m writing to you, who made the archaic wooden chairlook like a thron…”

“Bricks could be used to stock vending machines. You may be out of a home, but I…”

“I am not who I pretend to be, even when I act like myself.”