I’m a logician. No matter how wrong I am, I can always convince myself I am right.

“If my name were Ouch, it would pain me to introduce myself. As it is now, I onl…”

“Last night I placed a handwritten note on the front door of my neighbor’s house…”

“If religion is a crutch, then society is the broken foot.”

“I’m so lonely, I just need somebody to call me—even if it’s a wrong number. I’m…”