I’m a man who wears many hats. Some of them are furry.

“A brick could be used to raise your status as an upstanding citizen. Don’t get …”

“I don’t know where you’re going, or even why you’re going, but I sure am glad t…”

“I've often wondered what makes a relationship last. I guess the best answer is …”

“When I saw a murder taking place, I almost didn’t have time to make coffee befo…”