I'm a toxic waste byproduct of God's creation.

“My feet walked me down the aisle of the Greyhound bus, all the way to the back.…”

“Because tanning and steroids are only a problem if you plan to live a long time.”

“Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here ar…”

“Oh, I wish I could make my poor heart just burst.”