I'm a vampire. So I don't age. Except I chew vegetables instead of suck blood.

“Good! Hang in there! It's normal! [Low self-esteem] Often it's a sign of intell…”

“Someday you'll meet people who are actually on crack and you won't think that's…”

“Pessimism is basically being too inflexible or too impatient with your dreams. …”

“I don't believe any genre of music can be unilaterally dismissed (aside from li…”