I’m about to cross a time zone, and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, maybe I can catch up to the love of my youth.

“A brick could be used as a stamp on a letter, to increase the weight and boost …”

“There’s cat feces in my Batman costume, and all the lines in my screenplay were…”

“I would be an organ donor, but I’d much rather donate a piano.”

“Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a ben…”