I’m all out of beer like I’m all out of love. But I don’t drink beer, so who cares?

“She asked me if I wanted to have sex, and I replied, “With you, or in general?”

“My name is Awesome Amazing. My middle name is Lee.”

“When I write my dreams down, I can relive my sleep when I am awake.”

“My hero’s hero is not necessarily my hero, unless my clone’s hero is my clone’s…”