I'm allergic to fingers, so I have to eat pizza with my feet. You should see me eat on the run.

“I made love in a HAZMAT suit. I think I contaminated the relationship.”

“Snow on one side of the canvas, silence on the other. I’d call that a perfect p…”

“A brick could be analyzed in the lab, broken down into olfactory components, an…”

“I haven't met many lawyers that I didn't like. But then again, I haven't met ma…”