I’m always amazed that my twin has the same birthday as me, and that he doesn’t exist. I wonder if I exist?

“I’m a dyslexic dancer. Instead of leading the women, I follow. Quick, cab drive…”

“A brick could be used as a cube. No it couldn’t. If you thought it could, you n…”

“Things should go where I intend them to go, not where I tend to put them.”

“The days float on like a feather in the wind, but at the end of the week, I’m s…”