I’m always the last in love by exactly one person.

“To not feel like such a “third wheel,” I rode my tricycle to the restaurant whe…”

“I talked to a calzone for fifteen minutes last night before I realized it was j…”

“To show the football coach I was ready to play tight end, I wore no pants and h…”

“Too many people talk about the weather, and not enough people talk about agricu…”