I’m an anti model. I’m not posing, I’m imposing.

“She wanted to know if I loved her, so I texted her a picture of a dead bird.”

“Today I am doing better than yesterday, and tomorrow I hope to be doing better …”

“I want to write a song about retaliation called, "Oh Yeah, and I Faked Every Or…”

“Aside from criminology, I’d say archaeology has the highest body count.”