I’m an understanding guy, even when I’m standing over you.

“I would crack a smile, but I don’t like breaking things.”

“I want to end my life by eating so much Viagra that I go out like that movie an…”

“A blanket could be used to reduce the weight of love, by exactly one person. It…”

“I won’t bring you a single rose to be romantic, but I will point out that our r…”