I’m at the top of my game. And that game is Monopoly. I’m standing on the board right now.

“A brick could be used to disguise the fact that I’m blushing. Oh my God, I’m so…”

“I wear clothing made out of green screen material, because then I can go chamel…”

“I’m now solidly in my mid-thirties. I turned thirty, three days ago.”

“I don’t like breakfast—I prefer fixslow. I eat it like I devour your love, and …”