I’m beside myself with excitement over my new clone standing next to me.

“Boil your drinking water, and drink the water surrounding you in your bathtub.”

“A blanket could be used to fill the night sky with smoke, if you use it to suff…”

“I inherited a pound from my British uncle. I’d have rather gotten a dollar, bec…”

“Love is as old as time, though it is considerably more difficult to stuff insid…”