I’m crazy in love. I’m just crazy.

“There’s no room in my life for a woman. I mean I live in a closet, and I suppos…”

“Friends, like fingers, are only good if you can count on them, as well as point…”

“I once got a handjob from a glove. I miss the 80s.”

“Normally I charge 60 cents on the dollar for stolen merchandise. But since it w…”