I’m creative, I make up almost everything. But with all my creativity, I couldn’t make up with my wife.

“A brick could be used to foretell the future. But I’m the only one alive who kn…”

“Take my advice and don’t take my advice.”

“My love may be invisible, but that doesn’t mean you can’t taste it. (It tastes …”

“I keep the ketchup in the fridge, though from now on I’m going to keep in the b…”