I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

“The way I see it, living in New Jersey is a challenge, what with the toxic wast…”

“He's hot, Lula said, but he's a pig. All men are pigs.Do you really believe tha…”

“Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little p…”

“From the look on your face, I'd say you know him."I nodded. "Sold him a cannoli…”