I'm eclipsed by my role in the world

“What is it? Tens, I can see the stick up your arse from here. I'm dying remembe…”

“Smoked sausage and a jolly tupping. Ale and folly. Fickle bosoms and bar fights…”

“It's hard to take sex ed seriously when the teachers haven't even wiggled their…”

“Love conquers nothing. Love provides the motivation; the person must do the res…”