I’m feeling a little under the weather. But once I open my umbrella, I’m sure I’ll begin to feel better.

“I had a religious experience at a crosswalk.”

“When there’s no more food, only the anorexics will be amped up. And I’ll be the…”

“I’m great at making love, at least for the first 20 bucks, and for about 30 min…”

“I think the most heavenly food is fluffy white clouds.”