I’m going on vacation, and I’m leaving my clone in charge. I’ll be gone, but I’ll be here.

“I saw her at the party last Saturday. I could tell by her body language that sh…”

“I must be pregnant, because I’m craving some strange food. Right now I feel lik…”

“If I fail to succeed, I have succeeded in failing.”

“Four bricks could be affixed under a skateboard and used as really inefficient …”