I’m going to count to three, and if you’re not on number four by the time I’m done, I’m going to continue counting without you. Love waits for none.

“I won’t pick up your bad habits. They look heavy and I’ve got a bad back. Plus,…”

“If a university’s colors were blue and pink, they could be the Fighting Sunsets.”

“The dolphin is a mammal, but it can’t walk. However, it can hitchhike.”

“A skyscraper is to a brick as a pyramid is to____________A) a vagina, B) a part…”