I’m growing a love seat in my heart. It’s leather and covered in fur, from a mix up with my cat’s back, some glue, my tongue, and my confusion over how to best clean the chair.

“Politicians give criminals a bad name. A bad name like a bad word like shit.”

“A brick could be used to tell how hard the wind is blowing. If the wind blows t…”

“I want eyebrows shaped like pinball swatters, and to accompany that I’ll get a …”

“Sometimes I ask myself, "Do I have the courage to do the right thing when it ma…”