I’m growing an Abe Lincoln beard. On my ball sack.

“Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so…”

“I just acquired a choir. I bought it for a song.”

“I want to write a book called Kissing Kissinger. It won’t be about kissing, Kis…”

“I don’t drink water, because if water can erode rock, think what it can do to f…”