I’m growing my hair out. Out of the country, because it’s cheaper to grow it in China.

“Cryptozoology 101: It’s an exciting class because it’s mythological, and may or…”

“If I ever meet Michael Phelps, I’m going to tell him that I am that Michael Phe…”

“I remember my first cell phone number still. I may call it and ask to speak to …”

“I made a necklace out of seashells, but I lost it at the beach. I don’t think I…”