I’m half naked. The question is not, Am I getting dressed or undressed? the question is, Am I a half-noble savage, or a half-ignoble savage?

“A preacher’s job is preaching. So how come he gets to work on the day of rest?”

“I asked her if she’d give me all her love, and she flatly said no. I got excite…”

“A brick could be hidden in the dirt, for future archaeologists to dig up and de…”

“I have a 12:34 representational time dance. I do it at 3:33 every other Tuesday…”