I’m halfway to being a father. Not 4.5 months out of 9, but ½ of a mating ritual.

“I know that man started animal husbandry thousands of years ago, and I think it…”

“If you bring the blanket, I’ll bring the warmth.
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“I need a water/glory mix of 2:1. That’d make me piss like a champion.”

“Love, I wrote the book on it. Unfortunately, nobody would publish it, so I felt…”