I’m hungry but I won’t order 18 tubs of ketchup and a spoon. No, I’ll order it because I’m thirsty, and I’ll ask for a straw.

“He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled bec…”

“I need your help. Hold this water balloon while I pee in it.”

“I explore my subconscious the way Cousteau explored the sea: with a scuba tank …”

“To know is good, but to know how to use that knowledge is better. And to acknow…”