I’m in danger of losing my job as official scribe to my inner voice.

“If you asked me to mow your lawn, I’d say sure—just as soon as you move your la…”

“That night when we made love, she saw a side of me she’d never seen—the left si…”

“Bums are called bums because they sit on their ass all day.”

“To some dogs I don’t like cats, to some cats I don’t like dogs, and to some peo…”